{"product_id":"we-didnt-playtest-this-at-all","title":"We Didn't Play Test This At All","description":"The most aptly named game ever!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn this exceptionally silly and awesome game; your objective is to win! Simple enough. Sadly; all of your opponents have the same simple goal; and they're trying to make you lose. Between Rock Paper Scissors battles; being eaten by a random Dragon; or saved by a Kitten Ambush; there are many hazards to avoid.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePlay Summary\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEveryone starts with 2 cards. On your turn; draw one card from the deck; and then play one from your hand following the instructions on the card. There are many hazards to avoid; including: bombs; dragons; arrows; laser pointers; black holes; Rock Paper Scissors battles; number battles; zombies; etc. Luckily items abound that can save you; too: spaceships; science; shields; dinosaurs and a kitten ambush!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThere are Star Cards: they are clearly superior to normal cards. Every player has an equal chance of drawing a Star Card from the deck.","brand":"Game Centre Nz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44894044651825,"sku":"AMD455818","price":28.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0279\/7142\/0212\/files\/s-l500-2023-05-30T100610.664.jpg?v=1685398067","url":"https:\/\/gamecentre.info\/products\/we-didnt-playtest-this-at-all","provider":"Game Centre Nz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}